sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before


this is perfect. 

this is perfect. 

whoredinarygirl:

when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb

guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

snapchatting:

stop what you’re doing and adore me

maxxiegalaxy:

marauders4evr:

Friendly reminder that this creepy moment existed. 


#she was laughing at her husband and son#people who she loved dearly enough to give up her life#and snape took that and cut them out of it so he could pretend she was laughing for him#her love in the letter was for sirius who was best man at her wedding and her good friend who fought at her side in the order#and snape took that so he could pretend her love was for him#snape is fucking trash and this is not romantic at all






this this this this this omg this si so disgusting this guy is a creep who feels entitled to Lily’s love even though he’s done nothing to deserve it
wrappingpaper:

i can’t believe how slightly above average i look in this

wrappingpaper:

i can’t believe how slightly above average i look in this

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

They didn’t cover this story in the Harry Potter books.

thiasthedark:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

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THIS IS THE BEST HP RELATED THING I’VE EVER SEEN

randomrazl:

crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

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Follow my friend Hannah - she’s brand new to tumblr!

dwightschrutes:

whose dick do i have to suck to suck a dick around here