Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.
I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
this is brilliant
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
what does sending anon hate accomplish… go outside… pet a dog… ride a bike… Call your dad and apologize for being a disappointment
dude do you ever think about how hard your 11 year old self would shit themselves if they saw your art style now
the sad times when you’re a massive fan of a book and no one else has even freaking heard of it so there’s no one you can talk about it with
- starbucks cashier: how can i help you
- me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.
i can’t stop laughing
YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME
- Boyfriend: "Today at work there were all these baby robins jumping around outside my window"
- Me: "Aw, I bet that made you smile!"
- Boyfriend: *all defensively* "No, I'm a big manly man!"
You’re amazing. Thank you. (‘:
Your message really made me laugh, thank you! (‘:
Aah, thank you! (‘: I love you too, darling Anon!