the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

kayla-ships-klaine-and-destiel:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

this is brilliant

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

nosdrinker:

what does sending anon hate accomplish… go outside… pet a dog… ride a bike… Call your dad and apologize for being a disappointment

dragonsroar:

dude do you ever think about how hard your 11 year old self would shit themselves if they saw your art style now

the sad times when you’re a massive fan of a book and no one else has even freaking heard of it so there’s no one you can talk about it with


  • starbucks cashier: how can i help you
  • me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.

groans:

kids0ftheblackhole:

good

i like this story because a cop was shot but nobody will get in trouble for shooting the cop and some children got to calmly play with a dog

kuwamiko:

i can’t stop laughing

sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot


  • Boyfriend: "Today at work there were all these baby robins jumping around outside my window"
  • Me: "Aw, I bet that made you smile!"
  • Boyfriend: *all defensively* "No, I'm a big manly man!"
I'm so angry at that anon because he's really ridicolous. You're awesome, okay? don't let people make you believe otherwise, because you're an awesome person and that anon was an actual asshole.

You’re amazing. Thank you. (‘:

i love your blog whatevs with the anon! fuck da police

Your message really made me laugh, thank you! (‘:

You're really fabulous and I love you. So just ignore all of the hate.
Anonymous

Aah, thank you! (‘: I love you too, darling Anon!